HERE I GO AGAIN...NO OFFENSE

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   And the award for laziest blogger ever goes to...(drum roll please)...ME. Yep,i know i've not been posting anything here like forever, that's about to change (i hope), i plan on updating regularly from now. Its not like i don't try, the thing is anytime i try to blog ,i fall under the spell of sleep,its a real serious issue,its giving me sleepless night.

   Ok back to today's topic,what's up with everybody wanting to be either a musician or a model. I mean every dude i meet is like mehn  i'm heading to the studio to record some dope track(and their voice be sounding worse than a roach..no offense), and they keep wondering why they ain't making it. Because your friend tells you that you have a good voice(obviously),doesn't mean you should record a whole track and terrorize the whole nation(no offense).

 The worst are the rappers always talking about the haters(abeg make we hear word),i keep wondering till today who the haters are (no offense).Its funny though how i end every offensive statement with no offense.

   What about the ladies that all want to become models, the truth is its not by force to be a model, if its not your calling(if god did not call you,don't call god).
   i'm sure i've been able to piss off half of nigeria's youth population, i hope you take No offense. But follow your dreams though,don't let any hater (for my rapper folks)spoil your dream, bring that grammy home(i pray oo)and keep giving us punch lines like "blood group AA,handset BB,twitter CC,rapper DD (diddy)".

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